I’m gonna eat this vegan corn dog wish me luck

I’m gonna eat this vegan corn dog wish me luck

mana your season literally just ended, leave. idk I thought it was too early for nao even and she was from two years ago

mana your season literally just ended, leave. idk I thought it was too early for nao even and she was from two years ago

megumeme you can sparkle all you like but it doesn’t change the fact that you got the worst grade in the class

megumeme you can sparkle all you like but it doesn’t change the fact that you got the worst grade in the class

we have deep cleansing pore strips in the bathroom upstairs. only my father uses that bathroom. has he been deeply cleansing his pores

I had a dream I was will graham and hannibal kept like giving me little hints about who the killer was and I was getting so steamed. someone said “wow will you’ve done it again” and I was like “unfortunately I can’t take the credit ://////” also I dreamt I was trying to seduce takatora but these were unrelated. will x takatora is not the hot new yaoi

ebbywaffle:

Therapy treats a problem, and may or may not lead to its cure.

From left to right: Milky Rose, Royal Candy, and Shiny Luminous. 

Also known as Team Cure Helpers. Also known as, Team Extra-Team-Members-That-Ain’t-Called-Cures-For-Some-Reason.

…So Team Therapy it is. 

Precure©Toei

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ok wow good night

asker

keijis-dick asked: Philip for the random headcanon meme? :D

what he smells like:  book. like, a little bit dusty and old. he also smells like whatever he’s been researching/experimenting with recently
how he sleeps: curled up really tightly. he steals blankets. I think he kind of hugs himself when he sleeps even when napping
what music he enjoys: anything featured by the healing princess wakana-hime
how much time he spends getting ready every morning: very little. he probably has a box of hairclips and he pulls them at random
his favorite thing to collect: does learning things count as a collection
left or right-handed: hmmm he might be ambidextrous. either fully or just with different things he does with different hands. he doesn’t notice it until akiko or sho points it out
religion (if any): well he definitely spends a while being fascinated by religion and probably starts practicing one or more. I can’t imagine which he’d stick with though
favorite sport: I don’t think this boy plays sports
favorite touristy thing to do when traveling: I don’t think he ever has traveled… wow someone write me fic of him going on vacation. anyway I think he over-plans and then gets distracted. like “we will go to the art museum and then at noon eat in the historical district and spend an hour there before—” but he gets caught up at the museum and completely loses track of time
favorite kind of weather: wind
a weird/obscure fear they have: losing his memories or knowledge again, something happening to sho

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

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I keep imagining my ocs kris and luke leaving the circus to become detectives. they would almost certainly have to be private detectives bc I can’t imagine them working with the police but they don’t have the money to start a business… but like, luke would always be stumbling into the police department full of bullet holes and then kris would patch him up in the break room using necromancy

gosailthesea said: 

also hyde’s a perpetually horny half demon

I thought that was canon

gosailthesea said: 

did you know that there’s a fic about hyde having a threesome with harry and draco

I’m so unsurprised

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

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remember when I read a fanfic about hyde being a vampire and getting skullfucked otu loud for yaoi hell

asker

gosailthesea asked: hyde

Goodbye Gabi

what he smells like:  sweat and failure
how he sleeps: on tour buses and planes. he drools
what music he enjoys: his own
how much time he spends getting ready every morning: too much and fat lot of good it does him
his favorite thing to collect: ladies’ underwear. like as in people fling underwear at him. he may or may not also go shopping on his own time for lingerie but that wasn’t what I meant
left or right-handed: I assume he’s right-handed
religion (if any): idk
favorite sport: ??/???
favorite touristy thing to do when traveling: I don’t have answers for this I don’t know anything abotu hyde
favorite kind of weather: dark and stormy like the depths of his soul
a weird/obscure fear they have: his bandmate or whoever drilling a hole in his skull an d sticking his penis in it while they are brothers in carnal lusts