if it was january 17th 1995 I would not be on this bus bc I would not be alive bc in january of 1995 I was not even a zygote yet let alone a fetus or baby

the bus I’m on right now is displaying the correct route number, location, and time of day, but it also thinks it’s january 17th 1995

pyramidslayer:

the villain of this ep is teaching children how to become bees

pyramidslayer:

the villain of this ep is teaching children how to become bees

(via spacetwinks)

that’s like the guys at my high school I heard discussing very seriously how it wasn’t worth it to try to get high off zoloft bc it can take up to six weeks to kick in

mercy-misrule:

is there anything funnier then people who have absolutely no idea how drugs and alcohol effect the human body writing about people using them in fic?

i can’t believe that there is.

its been years and im still laughing about the fic i read where a character took a double dose of anti depressants so he’d be ‘extra horny’

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(via takumimukai)

I googled “queen is the most powerful piece” to make sure it was a commonly accepted opinion and I’m going to cry over this person’s fantastic grasp of gender and sexuality

things I wish people would remember instead of/in addition to the same boring old chess metaphors

  • the queen is the most powerful piece on the board
  • the king needs to be protected so it doesn’t get captured
  • a pawn can be promoted to queen

minato using fourze arms like “peach time”

'It's space time!'

(via tokukatsu)

your-kaminess:

|| The Henshin of the Kureshima Brothers 1/2: Before - Kureshima Takatora

(via nitohkousuke)

Your fave is problematic: Potion Seller

sturmtruppen:

hero-of-canada:

  • Refuses to sell his strongest potions
  • Has no respect for knights
  • Is a rascal

god I’m so sick and tired of people shitting on Potion Seller and conveniently forgetting that

  • his potions are too strong for you traveler
  • you can’t handle his potions, they’re too strong for you
  • his potions would kill you traveler you can not handle them
  • why should he respect knights when his potions can do anything they can

I mean alright if you don’t like Potion Seller I get it, they’re not for everyone, and hell even I’ll admit that his strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man, but nothing is stopping you from just going elsewhere for your potions, and finding a seller who sells weaker potions.

(via imivi)

thequeenmeme:

AIKATSU OFFICIAL STREAM STARTING SEPTEMBER 4TH

http://www.daisuki.net/anime/detail/Aikatsu

please watch this you’ll have such a good time 

(via shizukuoikawa)

oh I have class tomorrow maybe I shouldn’t have stayed up until 12:40 am watching fourze

he sends everyone away except kengo. thanks
oh he’s taking kengo to a rooftop to have a secret talk

he sends everyone away except kengo. thanks

oh he’s taking kengo to a rooftop to have a secret talk