I’m so glad the ultimate hitman the god of death keeps using flower metaphors and then makes his exit in a shower of rose petals like fucking tuxedo mask

I’m so glad the ultimate hitman the god of death keeps using flower metaphors and then makes his exit in a shower of rose petals like fucking tuxedo mask

something I like about assclass is that all of the chapter titles have “time” in them just like my favorite meme

megumiaino replied to your post:if takatora really is alive does this mean I need…

give him lots of candles so that you can perform a proper ritual to bring him back to life

he already is alive, maybe (?) are you implying that his current state is not true life but he’s like a sexy zombie, like in my book of erotic zombie fiction

if takatora really is alive does this mean I need to get rid of the candle from my shrine or should I add a new one as thanks for this bountiful gift my old pal urobutcher has given me

toralei:

every time i think that mmd videos can no longer shock me

i am proven wrong

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viclari replied to your post:if I ever try to write “pretty cute” it comes out…

i once wrote “cute man” instead of “cure man” and it was an adorable typo

that probably didn’t even change the meaning of your sentence since cure man is a cute man

  • *character shows signs of possible attraction to more than one gender*
  • me: omg what if they're bi??
  • straight people: what if they're GAY?
  • straight people: what if they're STRAIGHT with an EXCEPTION?
  • straight people: what if they are a COLLECTIVE of SIXTEEN FISH imitating HUMAN ATTRACTION PATTERNS as a part of their DEVIOUS DISGUISE?

if I ever try to write “pretty cute” it comes out as pretty cure first

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ebbywaffle asked: ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ at least i feel like we don't talk as much anymore but eeeeey (´・ω・`)

yeah that’s sad but true

someone just unfollowed yaoi hell what the heck, scoob

seriousjones:

me: *walking out of the class on the last day* oh, and by the way, you may have all thought i was the quiet kid….but i run a comedy blog with over 65 followers

everyone: (speechless)

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harus-impractical-dress replied to your photo:how do you think beryl walks with this much hair….

she looks like the condesce from homestuck

she really does. amazing

thequeenmeme:

"praise the cheekbones of melon"

thequeenmeme:

"praise the cheekbones of melon"

pwettykitten:

kikuneko:

( ̄▽ ̄)ノ - we don’t talk but hi~

(●⌒∇⌒●) - you fab, senpai

(◕‿◕✿) - you’re cute

o(╥﹏╥)o - you make me nervous

(´ε` )♡ - i want to kiss you

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ - i want to hug you

ヾ(-_-;) - you’re annoying

(>д<) - why won’t you notice me???

(¬д¬。) - i don’t like you, go away

(*´ェ`*) - i’m too shy to talk to you…

(´・ω・`) - ((anything you want to say/ask))

SEND ME SOME

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"flowers why do you keep blogging about yaoi on this blog when you have a whole other blog just for that"

my blog my rules. welcome to my twisted mind